done a Jordan

Blocked from leaving the country with the boys after a 2hr journey to the airport and 4 Stella

Cant believe he "done a Jordan "

by Todoajordan November 22, 2025

Jordan Carver

A German woman with big boobs

Random dude: Man, Jordan Carver is so beautiful

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 2, 2025

Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.

Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna

by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022

Jordan

Someone who has only a scrotum
No dick
No balls
Only sack

Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme

Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme

by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021

Jordan Snowden

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.

"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.

by anonymous December 4, 2023

Jordan Derosia

1.the most amazing girl ever.
2.she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see in your life.
3.she is the best girlfriend a guy can ever imagine having.
4. the best kisser in the world

person:You see that girl over there.
Person2: yeah she is relle hot.
Person: thats Jordan Derosia she is Keith's girlfriend
Person2: dayummm im jealous

by GOON25 February 7, 2009