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Jordaned

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!
by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017
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Jordan

Means Nigga. Derives from TIK TOK
Travis: "What's good my Jordan?"
Cameron: "You're fucking gay dude. No one says that."
by anonymous April 7, 2021
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Jordaned

To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.
Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do
by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021
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Jordan

Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?

Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants
by Penilicker90000 March 5, 2020
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Jordan Page

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME BITCHES ALSO HE PROLLY SMOKES HELLA TREE
by Pickles7692 April 25, 2022
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Jordan

Nasty smellin' bitch that needs to get her cooch washed out by a pressure washer. Synonyms slut,skank,whore,bitch,hoe,stanky
You know that bitch Jordan? Yeah her stanky ass slept with my home bitches manz
by Googoogahgahhehe November 16, 2019
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Jordan

A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.
YO THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A JORDAN. SEE THAT ERECTION HE HAS WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE TEACHER?
by theungreatchild October 19, 2019
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