Luke g johnson

To describe a self obsorbed ass whipe who thinks souly of himself and takes everyone’s gas
Dude my cars out did you pull a “Luke g johnson”?
by Snickermydoodle January 20, 2019
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Thomas Johnson

A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.
Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"

Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"
by therealverycoolbrandon July 22, 2020
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Puff Johnson

To become too high to function at a normal rate from smoking marijuana.
After she hit that bong she was Puff Johnson.
by espolax February 04, 2010
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Tahir Johnson

Good rizz, in second most rizz in his class Jollof warrior
Tahir Johnson is famous
by Tahir Johnson September 27, 2022
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Patrick Johnson

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)
The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.
by big_hungoids January 25, 2022
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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
by Dick longington June 21, 2018
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Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
“Where’s my meaut?”
Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
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