Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.

JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!

by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022

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Johnny

The absolute perfect guy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to look at anyone ever again. His curly, brown hair, combined with his lightning-strike eyes, you'll be hypnotized by his beauty. He's the kind of guy girls want to be with and guys want to be. He is a sweet, generous, and comical person, whom's personality is unforgettable. He will become an ally in your life, and never give up on you. He sees the good in things. Aside from his kind gestures and friendly welcomes, he is full of testosterone and will invite you into bed quickly upon meeting. One important thing about sex with a Johnny is that it isn't like most sex, it's better. Johnny has the body of an angel. He has a rock-hard six pack or abs, along with mighty strong triceps and biceps. Seeing Johnny shirtless will immediately make you levitate to his bedroom. Johnny also has great seductive skills. He'll graze you with his veiny hands, and undress you while whispering lovey dovey things in your ear. Once the clothes come off, you'll never want to leave his bed. His long, eight-inch dick will make you moan for hours. He is also a great kisser, touching your body while smooching. Johnny's go best with Monica's. If you're a Monica reading this, you are quite lucky.

Wow, look at that muscular guy over there.
Holy shit, he's sexy!
He must be a Johnny

by JOYBetty777 July 23, 2022

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