Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.

Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!

by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021

the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.

Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up

by Negro man April 24, 2005

Johnny Depo

A person that goes bananas for not getting over time hours to pay for addictions .

Johnny Depo is getting mad at the little cholo

by 4realsny November 15, 2018

johnny log

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn

"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"

by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017

Johnny Nashville

When you leave a Urinal Brownie in the bathroom on the third floor of the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, TN.

The only stall was occupied during our tour so I pulled a Johnny Nashville and rolled out.

by CowboyJohnnyH November 6, 2025

Big fat Johnny F-Boy

A rather attractive or short man

“Oh Freddy is a big fat Johnny F-boy”

by R05iE311 January 28, 2025

Johnny Depped

Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.

I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.

by Nihilistic May 18, 2023