January 1 

National fuck yeah 2020 is over!

Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021

January 1 by anonymous November 4, 2020

January 1st 

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

January 1st by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020

January 15

-National get drunk and flirt with your crush day!!

Me: *drinks beer*
Also Me: Roses are red violets are blue guess what? my bed has room for two ;)
Crush: Why are you flirting with me and why are you drunk?
Me: It's January 15
Crush: ooooh

January 15 by RedPotato November 13, 2020

January 1 

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

January 1 by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020

January 16th 

January 16th is national Lin-Manuel Miranda day. Hes a composer and he ever wrote his own plays. His greatest achievement was a musical called Hamilton. Many people absolutely adore this musical and some people even look up to him. He really is an inspiration

ITS JANUARY 16TH YALL

January 16th by Harassment1234 November 16, 2020

January 16th 

January 16th is national Lin-Manuel Miranda day. Hes a composer and he ever wrote his own plays. His greatest achievement was a musical called Hamilton. Many people absolutely adore this musical and some people even look up to him. He really is an inspiration

ITS JANUARY 16TH YALL

January 16th by Harassment1234 November 16, 2020

January 1 

Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush

Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*

January 1 by Hiimme623 November 17, 2020