jason

A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales

Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper

by Pee-Pee Dirty Dan May 8, 2019

Jason shaw

Typically a dirty nonce who has a small willy and he sticks it in his main ting then his side ting Denise

Mad how he’s a Jason Shaw

by Munob May 13, 2019

Jason

a small man who has gay sex in a Walmart bathroom

I just saw a Jason in the school bathroom! So weird!

by ronnypaulino May 17, 2019

jadon chin

arianas bestfriend he fake cheated on abby and is in weird ass bikelife juliannas ex bestfriend

"aye you see the guy with the bowl cut thats jadon chin"
"aye you see jadon chin thats abbys baby daddy"
"aye you see jadon chin thats arianas bestfriend"

by jadon chin May 21, 2019

Jason

Hes a fake lil bitch with no friends lol. hes ugly af and is kinda a bitch

Hey youre such a jason

by iphone 911 May 31, 2019

Jason

Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,

Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up

by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019

JASON

A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis

Oh that guy must be a Jason

by Bangkingd June 22, 2019