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kenyan christmas

AN action. When you shove a bong into your rectal cavity and allow the smoke to flow through your body.
Person 1:"My dear fellow would you like to adjourn to my abode for a Kenyan Christmas?"
Person 2:"Why yes my good flow."
by MornAfterKill July 10, 2017
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Christmas christy

Christmas christy is the term used to describe christy in Christmas spirit
Did you hear that christy was being a Christmas christy?
by kuinaa November 23, 2021
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Christmas Fanning

A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"
Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.
by Eddie kaspbrak 🎈 December 19, 2017
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Christmas Lights

Not to be confused with festive décor, the term "Christmas Lights" can be referred to police cars, because of the red and blue lights, reminiscent of festive lights
Guy 1: You tryna get some weed later?
Guy 2: Nah bro, they busted the plug, saw Christmas Lights all over his place the other day.
by ca331u3 November 16, 2021
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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Christmas Gratification

Enjoying yourself sexually on Christmas as a gift.
I let him have some Christmas Gratification while I wrapped the kids presents.
by Emptychair361 January 5, 2023
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Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
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