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Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023
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Joke

Something that makes someone laugh.
Guy 1: Hey! What type of cheese is all around a castle?
Guy 2: Dunno
Guy 1: Moatzzerella because a moat is around a castle a mozzarella and mix them you get well moatzzerella
That is what a joke is!
by Mowiam January 11, 2023
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D Joke

Replaces the word that someone is saying with the world D
lets play

"dlay"

fuck you

"duck dyou"

the hell is that

"a d joke"

you mean dick?

"no a d joke"

oh
by SwishyBro January 12, 2023
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Joke-Sale

A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.
I tried to buy a new set of headphones on Black Friday but it was a Joke-Sale!
by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023
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Joke

Jokes like..elephant can smash an ant.
by Nimosa November 29, 2023
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Imap Joke

Spell the word out and you will find well I am a pee (you will get it)
John spell Imap
okay I am a pee.
Actually, I regret saying The Imap joke.
by SandwhichKing1016 November 29, 2023
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Iad Joke

A joke that was fucking lame as hell and not funny whatsoever. A joke that makes people laugh at the person that said the joke and clown them instead of laughing at the joke instead.
“Ima hit you wit the 1 2 Combo”

That shit was a iad joke”
by #1iadglazer November 29, 2023
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