fire hose

When a person with an uncut member pinches the foreskin closed and starts to take a leak. The foreskin will then fill up like a balloon. Upon letting go, the piss will all squirt out making ur penis resemble a fire hose

Rory did the fire hose the other night when he was trashed because nobody believed it was possible

by peteyt December 28, 2005

Firing Blanks

one who isnt able to ejaculate semen yet

"Ian stop firing blanks"

"At least i aint firing blanks"

by AviatorsRdABOMb May 7, 2010

Fire-Donging

Fire-donging is the act of setting your penis over an open fire to strengthen it for hours of sexual activity. This is done by placing the penis over the fire to the point of it almost causing burns, but not. this has not been proven, but in theory this should work.

1. Jeff decided Fire-Donging before his night of sexual conquest would be a good plan.

by Alistairthemagnificent June 18, 2010

ring of fire

The brown or oddly tinted skin surrounding the butthole.

When a person does not properly wipe their anus on a consistant basis and over a period of time, the unattended area develops into a darkened ring of fire.

by 911 and Cali August 26, 2009

fire wagon

An old 30's term for an obese woman.

1. You better not be setting me up with another fire wagon.
2. Dancing with that fat dame was like holding onto the back of a fire wagon.

by DannyDizzle December 9, 2008

tie fire

the art of connecting your foot or hand to one's posterior in a swift motion

if you kids don't get somewhere and sit down, i'm gonna tie fire to dat ass

by mr. goodbar November 10, 2006

pike fire

the sleaziest fire dept in indianapolis and surrounding. full of gypsy men.

"When you see pike fire, you run like you are in a burning building so you dont get attacked."

by downhouse2 October 24, 2008