Interlachen

A small town in central Florida with literally, ONE traffic light, less than 2000 home owner's, and no hope of economic growth. Family's who have lived in Interlachen for more than two generations tend to take on a troll-like appearance (short, fat, unibrow, asymmetrical teeth ect.)
The Interlachen football team has a loosing streak unsurpassed by ANY team, in any league. Surrounding towns in Putnam County (Palatka, Hawthorne, Florahome, ect.) only visit Interlachen to sell its inhabitants drugs. The most popular of which are perscription pills, methamphetamine, and crack.

Interlachen High's football team was on Jepordy for having the longest loosing streak of any team.

by CaptainNomad July 6, 2012

internet

Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

by Witness10mm October 10, 2005

person of interest

1) Someone who isn't a suspect in a crime, but just in consideration.

2) Someone you find attractive, you may try to go and get with, but you only have mild feelings for that person.

1) The man who lived two blocks from the scene was a person of interest in the case.

2) Marty: Hey, that girl over there look good, you gonna ask her out?

Daro: Nah, right now she's only a person of interest.

by JorBallantine February 11, 2007

Internet Male Syndrome

A Male Internet user who tries to distinguish himself as a picky opinionated person, especially in the field of observing women. When in actuality they are very desperate for women, and would fuck anything. Also said male is typically very unattractive himself.

It was obvious Trevor had Internet Male Syndrome when he observed a semi attractive girl and immediately disregarded her as hideous, despite her being out of his league

by BrettRobb July 10, 2007

artificial intelligence

A form of life which can think, decide, and have "feelings" that was created by another species.

"The latest robotic design is believed to be the first artificial intelligence"

"The 'matrix' is an artificial intelligence"

by Artificial Intelligence July 28, 2004

Internet Hero

A sarcastic term for someone who is an Internet "tough guy." A person who spends most of their time on Internet message boards acting like they are the all-knowing and all-mighty. If someone disagrees with their opinion the person labels the person with whom they disagree with a "sheep", "sheeple" or called some sort of derogatory term. This person tends to have very few friends in the real world and makes most of their friends on the Internet with people who are similar to themselves.

Person: I think that he's a really good coach.
Internet Hero: He's such a terrible coach, you're such an idiot! Wake up sheeple he needs to be fired!!

by PB&J January 10, 2008

Internet

An alibi

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.

by Roastmasters May 17, 2009