Irish Bitch

The act of shoving potatoes up someones ass as a sexual act of pleasure.

Dude #1- Damn your girl is smokin' hot!
Dude #2- I know but she is one kinky babe in bed, my ass still hurts like hell from that Irish bitch she gave me last night.

by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012

irish sober

Being intoxicated but only to a point where you still have basic co-ordination (much like the average Irish man, hence the term)

'steve you cant drive, your drunk'
'im not drunk, I'm Irish sober'

by delahunty1000 May 19, 2015

Irish Boxer

N. The art of repetitively thrusting, with force, ones fists into a female's anal and vaginal orifices utilizing alternating fists.

Big T regularly uses the Irish Boxer as a technique to thoroughly satisfy the ladies.

by Dirty Dennis The man the myth the legend July 12, 2006

Irish Shuttle Bus

Paddy wagon

Seamus took the Irish Shuttle Bus home from the pub. We'll bail him out in the morning.

by Middagh March 28, 2015

Irish Breath Mint

Because all Irishmen/women are alcoholics, their breath must always smell of whiskey in order to be "fresh".

Therefore, an Irish Breath Mint is taken after a meal and consists of two shots of Irish whiskey in order to freshen the breath.

Patrick: Yummmm, that was a really good dinnner! Lots of potatos!
McDrunk: Eew man, your breath smells! Have an Irish Breath Mint!

*Patrick takes to shots of Jameson whiskey*

by Waldo Black August 23, 2014

irish poop war of 1976

A war that happened in an Irish bar with a few retired people throwing shit at each over

Also can be referring to a huge mess, more often the definition mean't.

What happened in here... don't tell me it was the Irish poop war of 1976...

by HalfOrcHero November 6, 2017

irish marathon

When you run up the stairs and then take the declining escalator, each time giving the escalator attendant a high-five in the Yankee Stadium or any other sporting event stadium. Must consume copious amounts of alcohol before attempting. First introduced by the late great Spoon-Daddy from Northern NJ

"Spoons and Adnan were at the Yankee Stadium looking for the Hard Rock Cafe when Spoons performed the Irish Marathon."

by Courtyard of the dead October 21, 2013