sittin' ho

Sitting in the middle seat in the back seat of a car. This is a softer, less abrasive way to describe this than using the term "sittin' bitch."

Passenger 1: Car's full, James. Looks like you'll be sittin' ho.

James: Those are the breaks, Passenger 1, but thank you for substituting the term "ho" for the term "bitch." I feel much less emasculated. You are a king among men.

by JiveTimeTurkey April 22, 2011

ho wood

1. the erectile response a male experiances upon being aroused by a prostitute

2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin

1. I got a ho wood at my bachelor party

2. Dude, let's go to ho wood and rent Titanic

by carmen novenchilagasvie February 5, 2009

Ho-Garden

A total Douche bag who likes to talk crap about women he has slept with.

Bryan totally just Ho-Garden on that girl he left the bar with last night, Said she was a lame fish, even though he has a small penis.

by Bitch-on-wheels July 28, 2011

sketcha ho

The act of being "sketcha" or "sketch"...typically by a female.

A shady bitchslut.

"Man that young lady over there is flirting with those other men...doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

"YEah, I'M her boyfriend..what a sketcha ho..looks like i'll go back to my other 6 bitches."

"I wanna be a sketcha ho when I grow up!"

by fayefaye July 19, 2005

Click Ho

When a Whore, Slut, Tramp, Thirsty Bitch, tries to fuck multiple people or all of the people in a group of friends.

That girl slept with everyone in that group, she is such a click ho.

by Alej_Detroit June 27, 2018

Beard Ho

Woman with fetish for stroking man's beard ...

Jaclyn is a certified beard ho

by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017

YOLO ho

The female version of a swagfag. Known for slutty clothes, loose morals, and the use of the term "YOLO" as an excuse for all the men she's slept with.

Girl: Damn, he got so much swag! I gotta hit that! YOLO!

Other Girl: Don't be such a YOLO ho!

by SomeGuyInAGorillaSuit October 2, 2013