A big fat nonce who has a mole on the back of his neck the size of an average golf ball. If you get sent to his office all you can do is pray. He once sucked off Jonathan under his desk.
by FeeleysVictim May 18, 2019
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Wise Mastet: Doth thou not worry Fool, touchy feely orange peely.
Fool: 🍆
Wise Mastet: Doth thou not worry Fool, touchy feely orange peely.
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by TomTitIsAShit November 19, 2019
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When a female has a penis and get a boner and slapps the penis on ones face until it cracks open and then the one being slapped will suck on the crack, taking out all the juicy until they feel the magic. Once that happens, they will see floating dicks in the sky as they fall through the universe of sex. Then they take their vagina and shove ones leg in, an arm, their head, the other leg, the other arm, and burrow inside of the vagina amd wait 9 months until they are reborn as an adult. Then santa and the easter bunny start "do'in it" on top of the man-baby and then will you feel the magic
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support agent #1: "YES THAT'S RIGHT THE SHUTDOWN BUTTON WILL INFACT SHUTDOWN THE COMPUTER"
support agent #2: Why is he shouting like that?
support agent #3: He's obviously got an imbecile on the line and has relapsed into feel my pain mode.
support agent #2: Why is he shouting like that?
support agent #3: He's obviously got an imbecile on the line and has relapsed into feel my pain mode.
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2. An irish person with oddly enlarged blue eyes, a pathological need to record events, and usually without natural haircolor (commonly indigenous of briar patches)
3. One who is incapable of doing simple choreography
2. An irish person with oddly enlarged blue eyes, a pathological need to record events, and usually without natural haircolor (commonly indigenous of briar patches)
3. One who is incapable of doing simple choreography
1. Did you see the feeley last night? That was trippy. Let's get some soma and feel better!
2. The Feeley in my neighborhood writes about me in her journal.
3. Somehow even a Feeley managed to get cast in a musical.
2. The Feeley in my neighborhood writes about me in her journal.
3. Somehow even a Feeley managed to get cast in a musical.
by Rey Beltane December 9, 2008
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