n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.
Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.
Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.
by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011
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Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.
by Unfortunate D-Bag October 5, 2011
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noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.
noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.
ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia
noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.
noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.
ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia
by ACSDORS October 8, 2011
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It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.
Damn; death by douche.
by YAWA April 15, 2023
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by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020
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by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
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