donkey scrub

It's a nuggy

"Don't scratch my head that hard it's turning into a donkey scrub"

by Donkey scrub May 15, 2016

Donkey Juice

50% Robitussin Maximum Strength DM cough syrup, 50% Baileys Irish Cream, Season to taste with Ketamine

"Anything
anything would be better than this agony of mind
this creeping pain
that gnaws and fumbles and caresses one and never hurts quite enough
this donkey juice is messin with my balls"

by izzyfU(kinsucks January 28, 2022

donkey donut

The butthole of a Donkey

"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."

by TorchTaylor21 February 28, 2014

Donkey Dicked

1)to be screwed over by somebody or perhaps fucked over.
2) To joke with someone

"He totally Donkey Dicked me in that trade"
"you didn't mean it? so you just Donkey Dicked me?

by MU-apathetic March 06, 2013

donkey weekend

1. A bad weekend.

2. A weekend comparative to being donkey punched.

Dude, I had such a donkey weekend. I got anally raped in the butt directly in the asshole, right in the sphincter!

by A Humble Recipient of One Furious Donkey Punching December 15, 2007

Choke a donkey

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.

There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.

by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017

donkey whopped

Very similar to the donkey punch except this is when the female is being triple penetrated and all three of the men count to 3 and on three all of them punch her as hard as they can. A good donkey will let out a grunt and tighten up a bit and keep going. It is a great test for girlfriend material

angry dragon glazed donut iguanas pink ponies donkey whopped

by Backhand February 13, 2014