David and autumn are the cutest couple you will ever meet. They will get in fights sometimes but will make back up in a few days. They are funny, cute, and they are very romantic. You will be 100% jealous when your around them, but dont worry they will always be there for you. If you find a couple named this dont ever let go. Ever. They are the people you need and want to be around forever.
by Laxjess23 September 21, 2019
David is a proper gay person who loves massive throbbing cocks up his tight wrinkly arse hole. His foreskin wraps round his waist almost 4 times as he grows it out. His tits dangle down to his big toe.
‘Did u hear that David Cumberland had an affair on his wife with his Uncle’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’
by MyDadLeft8YearsAgo November 28, 2019
by lololololololololo9lololo October 22, 2019
Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”
by Thebuffestboi November 09, 2018
by gentera April 04, 2021
A Guy who trys to make Bazinga a thing, known for being tall, intelligent, handsome, tattooed, dorkishly funny, and usually drives a big truck. Also has been known to be called Superman, Superdick, Scrum and Body Surfer. Sometimes has Super Gorgeous Boss Babe female named Sam with him.
That guy is such a David Wiley, bazinga is not a real thing. Or
You're a body surfer, I mean you're David Wiley.
You're a body surfer, I mean you're David Wiley.
by Princess Khaos June 27, 2020
When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.
by SmkenKC'sfinest February 05, 2015