David's Dog

Fat, thicc, cute, funny, gains weight quickly, I love you David's Dog.

I love you David's Dog.

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

Virginia David

The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.

He never left the East coast; He's such a Virginia David.

by LuckilyDuckily May 14, 2020

David Luiz

Has been. Over paid. Useless defender. Little to no common sense or defensive awareness. Pretty much a giant turd in an Arsenal shirt.

"I just took a massive David Luiz and it won't flush"

by guy1010pot June 18, 2020

David Wiley

A Guy who trys to make Bazinga a thing, known for being tall, intelligent, handsome, tattooed, dorkishly funny, and usually drives a big truck. Also has been known to be called Superman, Superdick, Scrum and Body Surfer. Sometimes has Super Gorgeous Boss Babe female named Sam with him.

That guy is such a David Wiley, bazinga is not a real thing. Or
You're a body surfer, I mean you're David Wiley.

by Princess Khaos June 27, 2020

David Herrera

A David Herrera is a person that rages at simple games like, Mario Tennis, Minecraft, and Terraria

You must be really mad for playing a non-Normally game that doesnt make people mad is David Herrera

by Omilk_Man July 21, 2020

David Arquette

A hot middle aged actor that people are sleeping on. Mostly known by Scream Franchise or his ex marriage to Courteney Cox, but also a profissional wrestler and former WCW Heavyweight Champion.

One of the most sweet, talented and accessible person you will know. He’s an actor and wrestler but also can dance, sing, paint, graffiti, everything you can imagine and still have time to have a web fight with his best friend RJ City.

He has a night club called Bootsy Bellows. A night club, for god sakes! He’s the real life Lucifer Morningstar?

His fanbase call him king. Some people believe he’s actually Serpentico. And the most important thing: You Cannot Kill David Arquette.

“Do you know the legendary David Arquette?”

“Yes, I know the legendary David Arquette. Do you know the legendary David Arquette?”

“Of course I know the legendary David Arquette!”

by arquettelogy October 11, 2020

david arsoski

egg and papucar

david arsoski Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by david arsoski October 15, 2020