My Fucking Coffee

The whole reason most of you made it this far

Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.

If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.

by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025

Coffee

Coffee is a addicted drink or powder normally used in the morning for energy. Some people use the term Coffee as “(C)hrist (O)ffers (F)orgiveness (F)or (E)veryone (E)verywhere”

I’m having a energy rush on coffee!
I learned what C.o.f.f.e.e meant at church today!

by i0nlyspeakFactS March 8, 2020

Coffee

Code Word For, "Sex"

"you wan't some coffee" as in You Wan't This BBC

by wickybtw December 30, 2021

Iced Coffee

a hot dicking

Your honor, I couldn't have committed the crime because I had the bellboy deliver an "iced coffee" to me at that time.

by jojomooin September 27, 2017

Coffee Mug

The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.

When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!

by NinjaChicken666 January 12, 2020

Youse all wanna coffee?

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.

We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?

by tirtle June 28, 2018

coffee with cream

If someone drinks this they are ten times more likely to catch the gay gene then the average person who drinks only black REAL coffee

Look at that gay idiot drinking coffee with cream

by Spin daddy mike September 2, 2017