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Man Card

Something that assholes think is revoked for doing something unmanly, but is actually taken away if you say douchey things like the word "man card"
Normal guy: I think High School Musical 2 was a pretty good movie.
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"
by billwillbilly June 3, 2021
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Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.
I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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disappoint-day card

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card
Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.
by Dcom001 May 23, 2011
mugGet the disappoint-day cardmug.

Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
by coystags August 25, 2023
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Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.
by Silvershades November 14, 2023
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Exploding Kittens Nope Card

A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.
Bob: Ur mom gay
Bill: Uno Reverse Card
Bob: Exploding Kittens Nope Card
by R3Ked May 26, 2020
mugGet the Exploding Kittens Nope Cardmug.

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