Alaskan Corn Dog

An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.
Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"
by Col. Dignity April 15, 2017
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cut my corn

when you like or love some one so much you would do any thing for them, for example cut their food or corn on the cob

def.2 when you like some one or love some one so much you would let them cut your food for you in public which is totally imbarassing for each partie
jamie: man you really love jason,ha

angie:ya i would totally cut his corn

jamie: awh

example 2

carlos: man that chick is so hot, i would let her cut my corn

example 3

stephanie: man noe is so needee he thinks i'm his mom or somthing like if want to cut his corn

by gene-v February 07, 2009
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corn fed chicken

semayne was rushing home to some corn fed chicken - ah that's why he walks SO fast!
by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004
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corn beef weiner

a weiner that is thicker than it is long. Often times mistaken for a choad, this little guy can destroy your snootch and make it look like you have had a million buns pop out of your clammer yammer. Don't fuck with the corn beef weiner. Also it must have any type of pubic hair on it except for a crab infested blonde jungle, that negates the corn beef weiner. Preferably a 2 finger landing strip.
"man I had sex with Dave last night, he had a corn beef weiner it looks like a comet hit my crotch but there is no deep impact at all"
by zissou December 28, 2007
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Canadian Corn Popping

A sexual act in which partakers go outside during winter months and burst each others genital warts.
Jack and Sally caught rabies while Canadian corn popping last December, and no, two viruses are not better than one.
by That One Guy on Facebook December 06, 2011
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california corn roll

To deficate on your partner's chest, ejaculate on the feces, and then have your partner consume the semen covered feces.
My girl said she was hungry so I gave her a California Corn Roll.
by HavocUnited June 25, 2008
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blue corn moon

When one holds their penis in such a way that it turns blue and then proceeds to have sex with his/her partner(s)
"Jim blue corn mooned me last night, then his dock fell off"
by Baglepic March 07, 2015
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