Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.

That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.

by piGGman March 15, 2021

closetedkurapika

A person who postes factional shit and is always complaining. They are very funny tho this motherfuckers account is dedicated solely to kurapika

have you seen closetedkurapika's new post today?

by killuaschocorobos March 26, 2021

closetedkurapika

closetedkurapika is a tiktok account who’s literally obsessed with kurapika that it’s kinda scary. They’re a really underrated tiktok account too 💐

closetedkurapika is super swag 🤳

by kurapikaslovebot. March 26, 2021

Cloved

To suffer an immense amount of damage from the buck of a horse.

That dude over there just got cloved by a horse!
He just got cloved.
That dog just got cloved.

by DGOrion64 April 7, 2021

Closeted

A girl who goes to an all girls school and calls girls bi when she is bi herself. She refuses to admit it so takes it out on some innocent civilian.

A is closeted

by Edgardavis22 April 10, 2021

Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.

Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.

by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021

Closet Jerk

Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.

“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”

by Trippyness211 May 8, 2021