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Christianity is an Abrahamic, monotheistic religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. It is the world's largest religion, with about 2.5 billion followers. Its adherents, known as Christians, make up a majority of the population in 157 countries and territories, and believe that Jesus is the Son of God, whose coming as the messiah was prophesied in the Hebrew Bible (called the Old Testament in Christianity) and chronicled in the New Testament.
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Christianity by Α January 13, 2022
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Christian girl 

A girl who has an accent and loves her country, and is dedicated to God. She has long silky hair, she doesn't like to have crushes, because she's too busy thinking about Jesus. She respects every religion and human, she loves metal! Death metal, black metal, and nu metal is her fave genres! But she doesnt look like she listens to metal. Because she's too youthful. I guess she's a child of God.
P1- "man I love her."

P2- "don't get fooled, shes a christian girl yk, she wont have time for you yo"
Christian girl by VinnieSlow December 27, 2022

Christian Girl Autumn 

A spinoff of Megan Thee Stallion’s “Hot girl summer”, a meme grew in popularity consisting of a “stereotypical white Christian girl” doing classic autumnal white girl instagram poses and the phrase became a formally established meme.
Christian girl autumn is just being a stereotypical white female in the fall months

Betty Christian

Someone (usually a girl) who makes a big show of being a Christian by always wearing Christian teeshirts, listening to Christian music, constantly talking about going to church, and always keeps a Bible on their night stand, etc...
"Ugh, I can't stand that girl... even though I tell her I don't want to, she keeps inviting me to her church and telling me I should read the Bible... she is such a Betty Christian!"
Betty Christian by M_A_P May 11, 2007

Western Christian High School 

All the kids here are right winged rich white people who don’t get enough attention at home so they decide to start useless rumors and act like they have such an important and exciting life at a 400 kid school. Trust me,you don’t. Get over yourself.
Mom: honey we’re going to send you to Western Christian High School.
Me: I beg you please don’t!

Charlotte Christian School 

Most of the students at Charlotte Christian could be considered morons. The teachers are quite good but most of the people there tend to cap on any possible subject. Except for a select few. These select few are considered “The Slimes”. You may hear them saying “gang” or “yessir” or “slime” in the halls.
Oh you go to Charlotte Christian School? You must know The Slimes. GANG

Hans Christian 

Strong,smart,big penis, amazing personality and he never drinks! You don’t want to mess with a Hans Christian!
Girl: He’s so amazing!
Girl 2: OMG!
Hans Christian: Are alive.
Girl: Faints
Hans Christian by Alphacosmicmale December 22, 2019