National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

Final card

Last attempt of an argument

Her final card was telling the truth.

by Chakame December 11, 2017

embedded multimedia card

Pronunciation: /ɪmˈbɛdɪd ˌmʌltiˈmi diə kɑ rd/ (Suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
Embedded Multimedia Card (noun phrase) - An incorporated iteration of the MMC (MultiMediaCard) retentive medium, frequently utilized in cellular telephones and economical portables.
Significance:
• It defines an internal type of memory card.
• It emphasizes its built-in nature.
• It identifies it as a component of phones and laptops.
• It avoids prohibited language origins.
• It improves concise identification.
• It replaces lengthy descriptions.

Examples:
• “The economical portable utilized an embedded multimedia card for archival.”
• “The manufacturer decided to employ an embedded multimedia card on their new cellular phones.”
• “The capacity of the embedded multimedia card is sufficient for most applications.”

by Dmitrio February 12, 2025

limpy card

limpy is a term of consent, if you give someone a limpy card, you essentially just saying, hey do whatever you want with me and my body I
don't care.

Hey I love you soo much, can I have your limpy card??

by Duckyioi May 14, 2023

Card Sharken

A piss poor scammer for Amazon, Itunes, Walmart, & Steamcards

I joined Tik Tok for sum laughs then i get bunch of Card Sharken mutha trukkaz who dont even put out b4 asking for a favor

by Master Cheif Zero April 24, 2019

Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

by H. Peralta November 11, 2012

secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.

"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"

by Polokid246 April 20, 2018