canardian

a pasivest retard from canardia

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

Canadian history

Used to refer to something very sad that should be forgotten.

John's death is like Canadian History.

by Riptides February 4, 2010

canadas history

nastiest of nasty sex acts

Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.

by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010

canasian

canadian+asian=canasian

Need I say more?

jimbos such a fag

by w00tman February 5, 2004

Canadian steamer ham sandwich

When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.

She was crazy, she asked for a Canadian steamer ham sandwich.

by zsherm February 25, 2007

canadian rules

While in High School in Buffalo, NY - wew used the terms "canadian rules" to indicate to others that whatever was going to happen next would not discussed with anyone back in the USA. There is a certain amount of protocol - in that you have to call it in advance.

While dropping your spunk on a Canadian's nose - you would call "canadian rules" so that your girls in the US would never hear about it.

by PNBoehm September 15, 2004

Canadian Flagpatch

An iron-on patch of Canada's National Flag worn on backpacks or cheap jackets by travelling American Tourists, of various ages. It usually is displayed in European cities with red-light districts or easy access to marijauna, or drugs.

This tactic is rather dated and unfortunately displays the Americans ignorance that they have of they of the world around them. This includes affordable world-wide travel and the easy accesiblilty of multi-media, as well as no respecting Canadian that travels abroad wears a Canadian flagpatch.

U.S Tourist 1: Hey, don't forget to iron on my Canadian flagpatch on my backpack before we go to Amsterdam.

U.S. Tourist 2: Oh Yeah! I hear they love Canadians and are really nice to them. I bet we'll score some better stufftoo, if we have bigger patches.

U.S Tourist 1: Yeah! Do they Speak English over there?

by bibliogoddess14 November 12, 2009