Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)

Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!

by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

puts to bed

deal with something conclusively.

"I hope that puts to bed all the nonsense"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Bed And Breakfast

When you sleep with a girl and she wakes you around 6am to eat her pussy

Friend: Hey you look tired this morning
Him: I've already had bed and breakfast

by Mineslammer May 27, 2019

kitten bed

A bed designed for kittens to nap in.

We got to give these kittens a kitten bed for them to go to sleep.

by Ritacca March 7, 2023

Bed or bag

Ultimatum on a night out where one member of the group is drunk and tired, expressing the need to either go home or buy cocaine to stay out

“We should probably drink up, we need to head to the club at 10”
“Bed or bag bed or bag”

by resilientpaper8 November 25, 2025

bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018