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Blonde Robert

by anonymous May 31, 2023
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Blondie

Blondie is really cool. He got messy hair and does stupid things, like running from the cops. Blondie remembers the small things, like the color of candy you like most and what you like to do. He's very considerate and kind despite making it seem like he's not. You can find blondie at Christian camp. His real name will probably be Alec, be kind to him he deserves it
Man, Blondie is so pretty

I know, I wish I was his girlfriend!
by three._ June 13, 2023
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Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish
“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine
by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023
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Blonde

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.
My sister is such a Blonde.
by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023
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blonde dysmorphia

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu
by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023
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Blondaholic

Being extremely addicted to blonde females.
you cant get away from them.
My brother im cooked, im a blondaholic
by ur cooked December 16, 2023
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Bloinky Doinker

To be a silly mess and simultaneously be adorable.
Kris: “This is how I look.”

Allison: “You’re such a bloinky doinker
by XypprZ Allison December 25, 2023
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