Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
by k-bomber September 26, 2012
Get the Douche Bag mug.Holding a blue Forest Service bag below your asshole and taking a shit, usually done in the far depths of the wilderness to protect the environment and other adventurers' well-being. These are most common in snowy mountain environments where buried poop would become exposed again within a few weeks.
(National Forest Ranger): Thanks for signing into the climbing register! In case you haven't heard, there's no toilet on the mountain this year. Did you pick up some of our waste disposal bags?
(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...
(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.
(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.
(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...
(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.
(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.
by MountainClimber August 1, 2012
Get the Blue Bagging mug.Me and James leaf bagged eachother last night.
We fucked eachothers cocks. It's called leaf bagging!
We fucked eachothers cocks. It's called leaf bagging!
by Captain Pooface October 3, 2013
Get the leaf bagging mug.In the event of a one night stand.
by rachel x October 18, 2013
Get the shagged and bagged mug.Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
by capnbarfy October 13, 2011
Get the douche bag mug.Example 1:
P1 "not to bag out your work but you've done better.. "
P2 *silence*
Example 2:
P1 -"your bike is looking pretty fucked"
P2 - "man, why you bagging out my bike?"
P1 "not to bag out your work but you've done better.. "
P2 *silence*
Example 2:
P1 -"your bike is looking pretty fucked"
P2 - "man, why you bagging out my bike?"
by Normanthenorman January 28, 2023
Get the Bag Out mug.When you had to move back in with your parents after being on your own as an adult for years, and have to hide your booze from them by stashing the bag on the roadside before you get home so you can retrieve it later.
My mom got on me about my drinking last night at home even though i’m 35, so I’m Road-Bagging the wine I picked up today.
by DeviousDrinkers October 3, 2023
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