Bacon

The best thing ever.

Man, he has some good bacon right there.

YOU BURNT THE BACON LIKE MY MIXTAPE YOU IDIOT!

by Nu, ur mom gay. Yes February 24, 2018

you saved my bacon

You rescued me from danger or difficulty

"Dad, don't you have a meeting at 5:15?"

"I do, John! You saved my bacon!"

by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017

Bacon

Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc

Daniel: *Robs Store*
Mark: Shit! Here come the bacon!

by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020

No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025

gone off bacon

When you leave bacon in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off bacon tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

Frozen Bacon

A sexual act of spreading butt checks and placing several scoops of various ice creams on someone’s anus, letting it melt a little, placing bacon pieces and eating it out of their booty.

Dude I was out with this Corie girl last night, she asked for a Frozen Bacon, that girls WILD.

by Scrubber69 May 4, 2021