Irish-American

A person in the US whose distant relatives were smart enough and industrious enough to escape a dull and drunken land for a better life.

Irish-American, John O'Riley, has his great-great-great-grandfather to thank for everything good in his life and not having to live the cursed existance of his slow-witted distant cousins, of sitting on their asses all day drinking, smoking and complaining.

by Robert Murphy April 2, 2007

American Airlines

The DMV of Airlines. American has no shame when it comes to wasting their passengers time. They book so many flights that if a plane lands early it will have to sit and wait for its scheduled arrival time because they wont have a gate available to accomodate it. Baggage takes longer than any other airline with an average wait of 25 minutes after arrival but sometimes as long as an hour. American doesnt try because they think theyre "too big to fail" and they know there will not be a shortage of customers who want cheap flights.

Im glad American Airlines got my baggege out before I passed away from natural causes.

by Faymkonzi June 13, 2018

dirty american

like a dirty sanchez, except without poop, you use cum and you stick pubes in the cum making a mustache.

haha, when dave passed out, we gave him a dirty american

by Paul'sBF February 23, 2008

American Idiot

2004 Album release from "Green Day," the influential punk/alternative rock band. The concept is a rock opera following the lives of youth in a world they portray as media dominated and where they have no voice.

American Idiot is the only album this year where every single song is great.

by andy May 13, 2005

American Pie

The movie that gives an excuse for any preteen to masturbate without making them look like a pervert.

Prep Teen: "Hey! Have you seen American Pie? That movie is sooo funny! I think its a great piece of comedy, totally original!"

Young Adult: "You disgusting slice of perverted shit! Get your jacked out body out of my sight"

by JonZaragoza July 27, 2007

american eagle

AE is the best store ever! But I'm not limited to only shopping at that store. I also shop at Abercrombie, and Hollister. All three of those stores are equally great! Why shop at Walmart?

I got four pairs of really cute shorts from American Eagle, and it only came to about $136

by Kristen March 7, 2005

american idol

a giant talent competition, which no one should have any reason to hate.

watch american idol on fox!

by truffles October 2, 2005