butt splatter

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.

Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.

by BG Thomas May 4, 2008

butt podge

The dried crust that can accumulate between your butt cheeks with improper hygiene or just a great insult in place of your current favorite phrase.

James isn't much for showering - so the butt podge build up is intense at times.

As an insult: "McKenna was a total butt podge this morning before school"!

by MsDT February 6, 2009

Butt Cough

When you're standing over a putt and are unable to hold a fart in. Much like an uncontrollable cough.

As Joe Witterall stood over the 3-footer to win the Penn-York league golf championship, he was unable to hold in his butt cough, causing him to lip out the putt.

by The Definition Maestro February 11, 2010

butt weenie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Butt Cactus

An alternative to describing a person of being a pain in the ass

"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."

by Vegas Bitch February 19, 2009

Muscle Butt

When your butt very strong. It doesn't jiggle but it is big. Also when you hit the but and it hits you back.

Ayo, you know that girl Tatianna. She really got a Muscle butt. It looks like it lifts the weight on weekends.

by Lilyana Robinson April 23, 2019

butt fucky

Being of or related to anal sex.

You cant spell butt fucky without bucky.

Bro1: Hey how was that party last night?
Bro2: It was pretty butt fucky.
Bro1: Why?
Bro2: Everyone was putting it in the pooper.

by GangBangOrangutan March 1, 2011