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gort land

barvin meak does NOT aprove fo gort land cuz an unspecified lack man baned him from gort land!!!!!
by Gort Lander May 3, 2023
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Land Rover Mummy

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!
by Ginger Cash March 1, 2024
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Landing strip

A thing rectangular shape cut into the pubic hair of your lower region
I didn’t need directions to her pussy the landing strip directed me right away
by The_Milk_Man6996 December 8, 2018
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physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.
Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!
by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025
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Land Mining

When you take your food to go but you don’t actually want it so you leave it under someone else’s car.
My friend was land mining their food because it was so smelly in the car.
by Elysian Grey July 27, 2022
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Mandy Land

When you get swept up in the energy and whimsy of the beautiful and exciting Mandy. No rules, no stress. Please just have fun. Trip to Bermuda? Lets book tickets for tomorrow. Don't know anyone at the bar? Don't worry. Mandy does. In Mandy Land there is no time for boredom or debbie downers. We came to explore and be spontaneous - but with style. Lets ride those Vespas in cocktail dresses. Go to the beach with the biggest beach hat and a perfect spray tan. People might stare, but who cares? You're in Mandy Land.
Nothing is more fun that Mandy Land.
by Colbison December 3, 2021
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