Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker September 2, 2015

Pipe Cleaner

A pipe cleaner is when the male sits upon the lap of a female and poops into the vagina. Idk who is into this kinky shit but the kinky shit is in her.

Last night I thought I would try the pipe cleaner with my girlfriend.

by Sqweegy March 13, 2017

Pipe bomb

"to pipe bomb" is an Irish man's favourite activity

"If you continue with this bullshit, I'll pipe bomb you"
"Try me bitch"

by Mustard Boy November 6, 2020

make that pipe whistle

A professional smoker! Someone that can make that pipe whistle!

“That man can “make that pipe whistle!”

by Bunniluv420 April 20, 2024

Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.

The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.

by tharris October 10, 2012

Pipe dream

When you just want that cock so bad that you’re dreaming day and night about it.

Very sus, but admittedly so. Can be used as a compliment.

In reference to Kusorare’s openly homosexual gay hip-hop lyrics. Famous for his gay version of Gummo (Cummo), Sickomode (Dickomode), and A lot (A lot of bootie).

«That boy is my pipe dream.»
«I want that dick in my dreams. Call it pipe dream.»
«Can’t get this pipe dream out of my head. I want it!»

by PipeKing April 15, 2021

bag piped

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.

I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.

by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018