second

Simultaneously the shortest and longest unit of time to a child.
Seconds are also how long it takes for something to go wrong and/or crazy.

Guy: I am going to make a knife out of Liquid Evil, a potion of undeath, and human flesh! Surely nothing will go wrong!
2 seconds later...
Guy: I have caused world destruction. :(

by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023

second-cousin-1X-removed

Second-cousin-once-removed (2C1R).

My second-cousin-1X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Just A Second

Something to hold off doing something for a couple of hours.

Just a second. I'll tell you how you can use this in a sentence later.

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's grandchild.

second-cousin-twice-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is the act of cumming into a girl or guy’s mouth from oral sex and than having said person continue to suck until one is hard again

Charlotte is such a hungry fuckin cum slut, go to her if you want sloppy seconds, she does a real messy job!

by Nickk116 March 7, 2019

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.

"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*

by [e-mail] February 10, 2020