Luke

A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!
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Me: Oh no, here comes Luke! Get out of the way! He’s rolling down the hall!
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A big faggot, loves cock in his ass and has a secret crush on one of his best mates. He is so caring, but his ugly looks ruin it for him. Usually an Irish name(fuck the ira) and he stinks of cat piss
Luke is a lovely boy but is a rank cunt also, he has a strong passion for men and loves it hard n slow
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