Dirty Can

The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.

by Skidaddy September 15, 2018

dirty elio

The act of having sex with a fruit of your choice and leaving a sticky wet mess everywhere. If your name is Elio you'll even be a dirty Elio.

Oliver: Did you just fuck a peach?
Elio: Yes but please don't eat it.
Oliver: oh you dirty dirty Elio

by the better fan June 15, 2020

Dirty Kelsi

Asserting your dominance by dropping that thing in a circular motion while screaming "Call me your Velvet Queen"

Last night the party got so crazy I had to jump on the nearest bar stool and pull a dirty Kelsi.

by CjOj8291 April 5, 2020

dirty rochelle

The act of tying up one's sexual partner in the prone position and playing "bad nurse" with household objects.

Sorry guys, I can't go riding today. Still sore from that Dirty Rochelle last weekend. From now on I'm drawing the line at shampoo bottle.

by ThatSickoDownTheStreet April 3, 2020

Dirty Clement

Is when a mans genitals are placed through a hole in a table so midgets can play piñata with his junk until he gets off.

"That party was nuts last night, Harry even volunteered to participate in a dirty clement!"

"Ill bring the midgets, you cut the hole. We are dirty clementing the shit out of tonight!"

by RLFORESKIN April 17, 2019

Dirty ceejay

A guy who sucks your toes while reading the constitution. And then asks your political views, and if you say trump supporter he will cum on your face

Girl : I heard that guy wanted to do a dirty ceejay with you
Guy : ya it was pretty disgusting

by Thatonekid2329 April 15, 2020

dirty ramona

When you bang someone from behind and maybe also eating a burrito while doing it

Man that girl must’ve been banged by a dirty Ramona man she must’ve been eating a burrito to you can see the cilantro in her hair

by Breakankles July 21, 2020