massive nerd

Usually called Robert and rides a bmw motorbike, with separate, notarized, containers for belongings. Excellent in bed tho

“Robert is such a massive nerd, but he definitely does his job well”

by Blimmi August 7, 2023

Nerd Echolocation

The process used to locate a nerd within a reasonable proximity by sending a text, email or other type of social media message. The sound alert you hear is almost always associated with a video game sound or music. This is most effective in a home or office setting.

"Hey do you know where Matt is?"

"I not sure. Have you tried Nerd Echolocation yet?"

"Let me see here. I will sent him a text and tweet" click click click

"Oh, he is in the break room. I just heard the Mario 1-UP sound and Legend of Zelda theme song come from that direction."

by azmike80 February 14, 2013

ink nerd

If your a goofy person who's name starts with an "O" and you like tattoos

Optimus likes tattoos, he's an ink nerd

by segagenocide March 21, 2014

Nerd Stick

Nerd speak for a USB flash drive.

I need to download data or copy data to my nerd stick.

by razuski October 25, 2012

Sugar Nerd

When a nerdy guy likes a hot chick and is always hooking her up with fancy IT stuff.

"How did you get the full version of Angry Birds on your phone?"

"The IT guy at my work put it on there for me, he's always getting me apps and music."

"Is he cute?"

"Nah, but he gets me nice stuff"

"Looks like you got yourself a Sugar Nerd!"

by Collegeguy80 May 21, 2011

nerd virgin

A virgin who has not, and will not, ever find love (or real friends) because of social inadequacies and hobbies that consume his entire life. Tends to be overweight, a fan of Linux, and a liberal.

I'd rather die than a nerd virgin.

by Anferny Jackson May 29, 2005

Game Nerd

A person who plays video games A LOT. Usually they have no job, live with their parents, and spend the majority of the time playing it.

A lot of Game Nerds try to change the definition of the word 'game nerd' to someone who knows a lot about videos games, but they are just embarassed to embrace the fact that their only hobby is clicking buttons.

One of the biggest game nerds I know is named jose.

Person: Hey, wanna play foot ball?

Game Nerd: NOOOO, I ALMOST HAVE A SPY PLANE ON BLACK OPS.

Person: No life game nerd.

by Game Nerd123 February 28, 2011