urban dictionary

A site run on user content that is rejected 99% of the time.

Man, my GF urban dictionary'd me so hard last night - I got nothing.

by blotind September 14, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Look up and a little to the left. It explains it.

Urban Dictionary is... where?

by Doctor Breen December 24, 2008

Urban dictionary

An online website consistent of seemingly offensive words defined by buttfucking artards and incest cunts who think they're knowledgeable, such as myself.

Have you read the definition of Donald trump on Urban dictionary yet?

by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The superior dictionary

Urban Dictionary is Peng

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Urban dictionary

A website the provides information and definitions on new cool hip Millennial words

Me: hey, what does thicc mean?
Urban dictionary : don't worry bro lemme search it up

by Isis express June 26, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Where you go when a whore fucks a literal retard in the group home you work and pretends she isn't doing that.

Why are you on Urban Dictionary?

A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?

Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?

No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.

Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?

Yes. You are.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Obviously, anything that has to do with weed or sex.

i was on urban dictionary and looked up bette midler and whatta ya know it is a sex move now!

by The Gold Shadow June 10, 2009