The Bloody 9/11

When she is giving you head and you slam her so hard against your stomach still with your dick in her mouth she gets a nose bleed. Just as if your dick is the plane and she is the tower. Bonus point if both nostrils bleed like two towers.

I the the bloody 9/11 last mate and got the bonus. It was epic dude!

by VT fucker January 3, 2025

Rule 11

Loud Is Sometimes Funny

Rule 1 No Boomers
Rule 2 No Zoomers
Rule 3 No Weebs (under penalty of death, I’m looking at you, Phil)
Rule 4 No Marvel Stans
Rule 5 Stan Loona
Rule 6 No K-Pop
Rule 7 No My Little Pony Friendship is Fuck
Rule 8No Videos I’ve Already Seen Before
Rule 9 Staged Videos Are Shit
Rule 10 Ignore Rule 5
Rule 11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny

by Koda From Las Nevadas December 7, 2024

7.666666666/11

When calculated you will get .6969696969

Person 1: Hey put in 7.666666666/11 in a calculator

Person 2: why
Person 1: just do it
Person 2: *_*

by joe dad69 January 26, 2020

11:00PM

write a paragraph and send it to your bf/gf before 11:00PM on June 11th

She: oh I gotta write that paragraph

Him: paragraph?
She: it’s June 11th 11:00PM
He: oh yeaaaahh

by rat the bathroom June 11, 2023

May 11

The day of a girl sending to a guy

Hey It’s may 11th you have to send

by anonymous May 11, 2022

December 11

Slap you tall friend day

Go up to a tall friend and wack them in the face or whatever on December 11th

by Griffffyyriffyy December 11, 2020

September 11

The day the finest girl ever that I can’t have was born 🙈

Yo, guess who’s birthday it is.
Wait, is it that finest girl in chemistry?
Yessir

No way it’s September 11

by justsomesecretguy August 2, 2022