sperm burping gobble dick

Refering that someone gives men lots of oral sex.

Dude back off you sperm burping gobble dick!

by Bushy Bob September 22, 2009

Chillin huge dick style

Just chillin out, doin whateva

I was chillin huge dick style yesterday after school wit ma niggas

by Ellllloooo! November 2, 2010

straighter than a honeymoon dick

A)The assumption is that if you are a good, decent, god-fearing, American man, you will have waited to fornicate with a woman until after your wedding/(start of honeymoon). At which point your Johnson will be fucking ready to go... pretty much anything straighter than that.

B)a phrase most often heard from douche-bag male golfers, who mutter it under their breath in frustrated confusion after slamming the ball totally through the break of their given line while putting.

A)"All's I'm saying is there are some guys you just don't have to question, for instance Chuck Norris is 'straighter than a honeymoon dick'"

B)Caddie: You can sink this one Rmull I'm sure the line is a cup on the left.
(golfer putts and misses a cup on the left)
Douchebag: "Your fired! (now grumbling) Fucking putt was straighter than a honeymoon dick.

by Stubalove July 1, 2011

three corner dick duster

a mustache on either a straight or gay individual

Byron: Did you see Johnny Knuckles mustache?

Troy: Ya thats a sweet three corner dick duster!

by jaegerdon September 27, 2009

dick brain in the butt hole

David Frank Taylor

Dick brain in the butt hole

by Booooooobbbbbsssss April 12, 2014

fiddle playing dick muncher

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

by herpiderp March 30, 2016

Nicky nicky non-dick

A slang term for the act of cock-teasing

Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me

Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018