best 2 mans

the best 2 man on the planet is -
ARYANA + AQUILES
and
BELLA + MAX
this is the best 2 man on the planet and no one will ever beat it.

“aquiles and aryana & bella and max are the best 2 mans ever they’re such cute couples and theyre jus awesome”

by steve.can December 30, 2023

Little baby man

A person - typically a male individual - who is submissive in nature and usually short, can be a brat as well.

Look at this little baby man! Aww, he wants uppies!

by dishwasherhehehehe September 15, 2022

crab man

crab man is a semi-professinal Brawllhalla player and a pretty bad speedrunner who has skills in coding and HTML

" have you seen that crab man got last in the Brawlhalla tournament?"

by FM VII June 15, 2023

Mundane Man

Heheheheheheheh... That's great.

Hym "Ha! Get it!? Mundane Man? Because it sounds phonetically like MY name? Ha! Hahaha! That's great! I love this guy! And (aside from my staggering brilliance) I'm both mundane and a man."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

artificial man

tomboy female who tries to be 'one of the guys,' or something gay.

god, you're such an artificial man, becky.

by ludi May 23, 2008

Carpet Man

A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.

Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"

by sudbab December 13, 2021

3 Man Squads

A squad in Fortnite with only 3 people. Usually is a friend is not there.

My friend was out of town so I had to do 3 Man Squads

by ManBlo September 18, 2018