" Guess what , that's my man ! "
by 1700brazzyy . February 9, 2023

a human who likes to eat the droppings of other humans while dancing to copyright free music dressed as a garden gnome
by El Ballz April 16, 2024

Dude 1: Hey, I made it to the apartment. The apartment itself is nice but I’m anxious about the neighbourhood. It doesn’t help that I don’t have a car so I’m stuck on foot and public transportation.
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
by The Doc75 May 7, 2017

by Your father-in-law, Bob December 25, 2021

Variation of Man-Bun; description for an unfortunate male hairstyle which requires long hair to be tied in a knot on top of head, mostly worn by Millenials, Artists, and Assholes.
I met a guy at the grocery store, we clicked, and he came back to my studio apartment. The throat-fucking was super easy thanks to his Man-Handle!
by juicefang August 4, 2021

Someone who's acting tough to mask their insecurity, just like a durian: thorny on the outside, but weak on inside
by Sir. B October 9, 2022
