(noun) a male who only engages in sexual activities for his own personal pleasure. Disregarding the pleasure of all other parties involved.
by Cleverspaghetter July 29, 2020

by Bøi12 September 24, 2018

by Bobthebuilderbob21 January 18, 2024

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
by anonymous May 1, 2023

A meme originating from a youtube comment.It is displayed with a meme (or stupid)Video above and the sentences below are comments
Person1:This Video is so powerful,im in tears
Person2:boi shut yo sensitive ass up
Person2:nevermind I just cried
Person2:boi shut yo sensitive ass up
Person2:nevermind I just cried
by Meganiggafaggot October 24, 2017

When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

When you're thirsty and have't had any boy attention in a long period of time. This causes you to crave interaction with a male.
by CupcakeMistress August 4, 2016
