rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper April 22, 2014

National "Twerk for your partner" day

April 8th is National Twerk for your partner day, where you must shake ass for your boyfriend or girlfriend

Bf: "Babe it's April 8th, so start shaking ass"

Gf: "Remember that you do it after, National Twerk for your Partner day is for guys and girls to both shake ass!"

Bf: "Bet"

Guys and girls both must shake ass on National "Twerk for your partner" day

by Tobicqntmiss April 5, 2022

Your Mum

1.always says 2 minutes when its longer

Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''

by Pie_65 May 16, 2018

pick your poise

A play on words deriving from “pick your poison” in the game elden ring. it means you either pick having good fashion or a good armor set.

Bro 1: I just got this new armor set but it’s stats are worse than the one i’m wearing

John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro”

by jonathan elden ring 3rd February 28, 2024

Your

Your are you

You ,i ,me im you in your on way

by Dont fucking care ba September 27, 2020

Have your spoon on you

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)

A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!

by Sinatrup October 28, 2018

Stop trying to make your point

This has nothing to do with asking.

Hym "So stop trying to make your point at me. I'm not going to and don't have to let you hold this over my head in exchange for compliance and if it's worth less than your kids life you can't possibly make an exchange that would benefit me enough to justify allowing you to control how I problem solve. You're being obtuse about asking for thing and I'm not going to indulge you. You want me to do something else and this isn't about what you want and I'm not going to let you turn this into 'Hym does what I want and gets rewarded or Hym does what Hym wants and gets punished.' And THAT is what you are trying to turn this into."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025