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I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.
I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me
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I am here! So we have to...

Use this expression when you're host of a party and in response to guests appreciation. It the same as saying "You're welcome! We should do this more often!"
John (Guest): Thank you for having us! We had a nice time at your party!

Adib (Host): I am here! So we have to...
by Faride Adib January 2, 2019
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IM I CRAZY?

where are you bro IM I CRAZY?
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by hiimaplant February 24, 2023
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Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...
Some dumbass said I was a
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.
I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.
by WBAP December 12, 2021
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D I V I N E

by somerandomdudebut2 March 25, 2022
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