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what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
by unipen January 2, 2023
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You

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Lucky you foundation

The foundation which was built off how lucky you get or are and for those big dick daddies who was lucky enough to get a girl branded with such said tattoo. To all those alike well Lucky You!!!
You see see that girl which came from the lucky you foundation
by sleepyspunderelli January 3, 2023
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Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason
18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?
by Jack Spank9049 January 3, 2023
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Fuck you day

This is a ""holiday"" on the 21'th day of the year on discord you can fuck with everyone and they cant do anything, even modrators
Hey its fuck you day FUCK ALL OF YOU @eveyone
by Discord days (lmao) January 4, 2023
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Give you a "baby shower"

When a guy finishes on your face.
Guy to his girl " I'm gonna give you a "baby shower". All over your face."
by ADray707 January 4, 2023
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What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 8, 2023
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