I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid

A dumb beach :)

Hey I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid.

by Dummy but no thic 😔 April 28, 2021

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

look at my own arse when I shit

When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.

'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'

by Davethefan August 9, 2015

suck my fat cock you dip shit

Whoever said it is automatically right and the recipient is wrong. If multiple people say it, then it acts as a +2 card in uno, it goes to the next person.

Person 1: Fishnets are not appropriate attire for Walmart.
Person 2: Suck my fat cock you dip shit.

by JPMorganJr August 4, 2023

I can see my self in your bed

a phrase you can use when you see hot person you want to have sex with or just want to cuddle and/or watch a movie with

example 1
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - we can see a movie if you want to?

example 2
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?

Girl - wanna fuck?

by Heyyyygirl123456789 July 9, 2019

My password is F*ck you B*tch

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by Gn Leumassy March 17, 2022