Pit Shits

When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.

YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.

by Mr.Neverdie December 23, 2017

Shit ring

A nasty wore out and abused asshole usually of a pornstar or a anal sex lover with a gaped asshole

Damn look at that bitch i bet she has a shit ring ya it looks like a chewed up piece of bubblegum

by Anal disease December 23, 2017

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018

Walking shit

An adjective which is used to specify someone who is so filled up with shit the only thing it does is to walk.

Sibling:hey can you cook me some food
Kid:No cook yourself you walking shit

by kamikazepig December 25, 2017

Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.

I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.

by MadMikey April 22, 2018

shit fingered

When you finger your own ass and shove it down the throat of a person you dont like

Sharon, if you dont stop bitching at me, your gunna get shit fingered!

by Wayback boys December 28, 2017

Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.

Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

by Purple is my favorite color April 22, 2018