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Florida Man

Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.
Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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mans

When talking about another male, "mans" is probably one of many correct choices
Mans is in tight shit bruv
by DasWonton January 14, 2021
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allow it man

he is a nigga who allows things to happen his real name is olajide
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I've never killed a man

If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.
"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."
by Dumb Bitch Juice Addict July 31, 2021
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Soopa Frootie Man

A person whom has been the reciepient of a soopa frootie (an office prank where someone takes over someone elses e-mail to embarass the.
Dude, you're the Soopa Frooty Man!
by Satori November 4, 2004
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Coochie Man

Man with a generally large jaw and always gets coochie.
Bro that Coochie Man be ballin’!
by Emilyanddazit September 24, 2020
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