The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.

The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021

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I

Usually an amazingly beautiful girl with dark hair and eyes and pale skin like Snow White! But her hair is quite long. She has an amazing sense of humour and a tender heart. You want to have an Ida with you as a friend or girlfriend depending on who you are. Don't try and play tricks on an Ida. She's a clever girl who will trick YOU back one day. Be careful. Is kinda lonely and rejected by her friends but has one friend that stands out. Some guys may find this hot though, you really have to get to know an Ida to appreciate her inner beauty and outer.

Thomas: So, what are you reading?
Ida: Oh, one of my favourite books. I've read it before. I'll lend it to you if you want!

SUCH AN IDA

Ida Lilly

by mazetrialsfangirl March 27, 2015

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Lick my cl*t where I s**t

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off

-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t

by WonderBread421 October 2, 2020

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i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh

guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*

by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025

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I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how i roll. Winning

A song by The Gregory Brothers

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how I roll. Winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where

by SPrice1980 May 27, 2023

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