Sucking your own dick

What you're doing when you create a definition for your own name.

Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"

by Kiro Osex XIII July 4, 2016

National dick sucking day

On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions

Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.

by Wagnax April 12, 2019

short dick bitch fuck

An insulting term used in exteme cases. Like when someone REALLy needs to be taught a lesson on how to cuss someone out

Person one: You suck.
Person two: You short dick bitch fuck! I will take away your manhood!
Person one: Alrighty then

by heartsluv January 15, 2010

person attached to your dick

N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.

Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"

by Nicnoc October 12, 2010

Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus

Anal Sex

Hey baby, you ready for me to Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus?

by lawlpenis April 2, 2009

National Suck a Dick Day

April 25

Did you know that April 25 is National Suck a Dick Day?

by Rosey rosey rose April 23, 2019

scooby dooby dick swap

When you and your buddy are fucking a girl, she's blowing one and taking one, then on the count of 3 you and your busy yell "SCOOBY DOOBY DICK SWAP!" And you switch places and make her ask for Scooby snacks at the end.

Hey Paul, wanna go over to Jenny's later and give her the good old Scooby Dooby Dick Swap?

by TrippinBananaz June 6, 2017